Being the president's daughter clearly has its upsides, but it's not all gumballs and jellybean trees. For example, when Malia Obama got a C on a science test, daddy Barack Obama used her as an example at a press conference. Repeat: He just told the entire world her lousy test score.
Granted, it wasn't meant as a punishment, but it seems like our parents were always finding ways to do things that made us want to curl up in a ball and die a little inside.
Personally, I was a perfect angel (or what some kids would call a "brown noser") growing up, but when my older sister was in sixth grade, she decided she didn't want to be seen in public with my mom, who drove a beat-up old pickup named Rusty.
Since she refused to get in the truck, my mom hopped out, grabbed a scooter from the back of the truck and chased her around the playground on it. Heh heh heh. My sister did not find it so entertaining.
Julieanne says, "This wasn't a punishment, per se, because although I was a terrible kid, I was good at covering my tracks. Like most profoundly brilliant people, I hated school. I decided not to do ANY homework in my math class and skate by on tests. When my mom ultimately got the 'note home,' she not only yelled at me, she called my extra-frightening math teacher and yelled at her. The word 'b!&ch' made an exciting appearance in the phone call. The rest of the year in that class was really fun, and I looked forward to going each and every day."
Our friend Julia (link slightly NSFW) recalls with horror, "As for punishment, the most painful was probably getting banned from watching "Blossom" during my intense Joey Lawrence obsession."
(Editor's Note: Although it was probably quite embarrassing not to know what shenanigans Joey Russo was up to, it sounds like your parents came up with an excellent way to get out of watching yet another Very Special Episode.)
Tell us: What was the most embarrassing punishment your folks ever doled out?
And of course, here is Malia's foray into worldwide humiliation:












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Friday 06 November
By Meegan Murphy
I'm surprised you consider Pres. Obama talking about his daughter's grades as humiliation. IMO, he's a dad bragging about his kid! What kid doesn't secretly love that?
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Friday 06 November
By Anonymous
I had some really bad ones, because my parents were pretty abusive, but one really made me screwed up for a long time (and I'm still going to therapy for it).
I wet the bed until I was nine, and my dad's solution was to strap me to my grandma's armchair and leave me there for hours until I was forced to pee myself. Then he talked about how gross and dirty I was and made me go shower. Then he told me I better not pee the bed again. For some incredibly mysterious and strange reason, this method did not get me to stop peeing the bed! *Eyes roll* I ended up tapering it off naturally on my own.
I don't see my dad anymore.
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Friday 29 January
By Max
To anonymous
i dont think you should be posting stuff like that
Saturday 07 November
By Sarah
I was incredibly dorky... so my mom took away my BOOKS. I was not allowed to read ANYTHING for an entire week. She even ripped the labels off the bottles in the bathroom. Sigh.
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Monday 09 November
By Kimmy
lol; i can totally relate to that. Instead of playing on the playground with the rest of the kids, me and my gradeschool friends used to sit in a circle and read books. then we would swap and trade them as we finished them, or if we thought one sucked, we'd ban it alltogether. the worst punishment my parents doled out was grounding me, and then taking away my books. Litte did they know i had a secret stash under the bed, and my friends would hold our meetings under my fourth story apartment window, so i would drop books down to them.
Sunday 08 November
By Allee
I live to embaress my kids. It is payback I tell them. The best one was during the local "Mud Day". There was loud music playing, we were sitting at the top of a hill. central location of the park we were at. And I started doing a crazy dance. There jaws hit the ground, and said "MOM PLEASE STOP. Then later, since we were all covered in mud, soaking wet, and of course the kids get all the towels. I needed to change into some dry clothes to drive home. I had my friend hold a towel up, and stripped in the middle of the parking area. When I got a whistle from a nearby group of guys, my kids got in the car and hid their faces. HA.
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Wednesday 18 November
By Amanda
When I was in high school, my mom caught me giving a blow job to my boyfriend at the time -- my parents were supposed to be out for another few hours but came home early and surprise! There I was on the floor giving my best performance ever only to hear my mother scream and sadly, I bit down on his cock and he screamed like a little girl! Needless to say, my parents kicked him out immediately and my punishment...I had to listen to my mother talk about oral sex and the proper way to do it! That was after she slapped me so hard I was seeing double! Not sure which is worse, the slap or the lesson in sex...Yes, I'm still traumatized by it and have a hard time giving bjs...and I'm 29!
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