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Balk Like an Egyptian
Islamic conservatives aren't pleased with Beyoncé's plans to perform at the Red Sea Resort in Port Ghalib, Egypt, calling the show a "nudity concert." We think they're probably just as sick of "Single Ladies" as the rest of us. (via Perez Hilton)

Standing by Her Man
Despite the fact that her husband Josh Duhamel has been accused of cheating (and not for the first time) Fergie is standing by him. The singer calls the recent allegations that he hooked up with a stripper "nonsense," even though the dancer in question passed a lie detector test. (via The Hollywood Gossip)

Whoa, Daddy
Kevin Federline may be a father for the fifth time, according to reports. Girlfriend Victoria Prince is supposedly pregnant, although an insider says that Big K does not want another Baby Fed. Not as much as the rest of the world, Kev. (via Hollyscoop)
Iron (First) Lady
Michelle Obama will participate in an episode of Food Network's "Iron Chef" where the contestants must use food from the White House garden in their recipes. (via Celebitchy)
Pole Model
She may have been named the worst celebrity influence of the year (mostly due to her stripper-esque dancing antics), but Miley Cyrus says she still wants to be a role model to America's youth. (via In Case You Didn't Know)
Motormouth: Sharon Osbourne
"She does look like a hairy a------. She is a lovely lady. You just want to say, 'God Bless' and here's a Gilette razor." -- Sharon Osbourne ,on Susan Boyle. (via DListed)