Sadly, Halloween is over. So your opportunity to be a sexy Moses or sexy Darfur or whatever has come and gone.

Thankfully, there's a country in which every day is Halloween. JAPAN! They're not allowed to have a military, so instead they entertain themselves by wearing costumes and making Nicolas Cage do weird things for money. Here, they take the "sexy" costume trope to horrifying new heights with two McDonald's ads that rival "Ringu" for pure international horror. Enjoy!