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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned -- unless she just happens to be really nice and couldn't get her deposit back.

Teanne Harris found out six days before her wedding that her groom had a case of extremely cold feet, and she was left sad and alone with a big catering hall all rented for the reception. So, naturally, she decided to throw a party for a bunch of senior citizens.

Teanne was inspired when, sitting with her mother in her car outside the reception hall, she glanced across the street and noticed the Asbury Court Retirement Community. That's when she decided to turn her big, gigantic lemon of a wedding into some lemonade. She went across the street and said she wanted to donate her Halloween-themed reception-gone-wrong as a costume party for the retirement community. And the party was a huge success -- the DJ played oldies, the catering hall made old-people food, and the dance floor was filled with geriatric Raggedy Anns and Draculas. In yo' face, woulda-been groom!

Presently Teanne is in Hawaii, having turned what was supposed to be her honeymoon into a relaxing Hawaiian vacation for one.