World's Largest MeatballIf you love world records and angry vegetarians, today is your day -- a chef in Concord, N.H., has broken the Guinness record for the world's largest meatball.

Italian restaurant owner Matthew Mitnitsky made the giant hunk of meat, which weighs 222.5 lbs (approximately as much as your high-school gym teacher). Mitnitsky told MSNBC that he wanted to "bring the meatball back to the East Coast because that's where it originated." (Cough.)

A meatball that big promises to be either the most delicious thing on Earth or a surefire way to contract E. Coli. Mangia!