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You know when you look at a guy, and before he even opens his mouth, you think, Man, that dude looks dumber than a can of paint? Congrats, you're not some kind of modern-day Eichmann. You're on the side of science!

According to a new study, snap judgments about personality based on facial structure can actually be pretty accurate. Researchers found that men with high width-to-height facial ratios were much more likely to demonstrate aggressive personality traits. More significantly, volunteers shown photographs of the faces were able to correctly identify which of them had "angryface."

We don't want to be totally horrible people or anything but -- oh wait, yes we do. Because we ourselves have a couple serious cases of "bit**face" going on, we've decided to beat SCIENCE to the punch. Here, we present a tongue-in-angry-cheek list of other easily identified types of "face."

10. Crazyface.

9. Gayface.

8. Dorkface.

7. Butterface.

6. Typeface.

5. Santaface.

4. Paleface

3. Leatherface.

2. Pokerface.

1. Buseyface.