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If you're interested in smelling like a sweet-as-pie Southern belle this fall, Reese Witherspoon's In Bloom might be for you. Of course, she Drunk lawnmower driving is equally as irresponsible as car driving, but it's way funnier. Just ask this guy that got humiliated by a group of middle-school kids. (Dumb As a Blog)
Sneezegasms, junk-hair-pulling and scrotum shaking are all sex tips advocated by Cosmo, but these guys say they'll leave your dude sans erection and avec hospital bill. (Cracked)
Say something funny about that dude to the left and you could win a free bottle of Calvin Klein's ckfree. It's worth it, even if only because it's guaranteed to be gender neutral and sexy. (Top Cultured)
Stop right there! Yes, you with the face paint brush in your hand. Halloween face paints may be toxic. Read, discuss, go bare-faced. (Health) 
Lady Gaga on how to be Lady Gaga for Halloween. (Sirius)
