Two things you might have forgotten about Tom Hanks:
1) Tom Hanks used to be hot.
2) Tom Hanks once played the Keaton family's alcoholic Uncle Ned on "Family Ties."
We know substance abuse isn't funny, but in this Very Special clip from a Very Special episode, Tom Hanks manages to find the humor in a guy drinking vanilla extract alone in front of his nephew at two in the morning. Also, he and Michael J. Fox are almost appallingly cute in their little proto-American Apparel outfits. Enjoy
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