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Well, we didn't think it was possible, but we finally found a diet plan we're less into than the cabbage soup diet, Master Cleanse and Tweet What You Eat combined.Don't ask us what we were doing perusing Craigslist's Casual Encounters section, but do help us scrub our brain of this extremely weird ad we stumbled upon entitled, "Are you a gorgeous overweight submissive girl trying to lose weight?" The poster describes himself as extremely sexually dominant and alleges he has had "huge success with fat girls submitting control of their diet/exercise routine to me and, as a result, losing all the weight they've ever dreamed of."
He goes on to explain, "There is no will power involved ... You're taking a direct order from your Master to lose the weight, so you do it, the most healthy possible way, the most correct possible way, and its finally done forever." Wow! Sounds easy and totally disgusting.
But lest you think this guy is just too unselfish, he goes on: "And my reward? One extremely grateful, hot little girl that would do anything for me." Oh, we get it! He tells us what to eat and then gets to have sex with us when we're all skinny and hot. Wait, we got it before.
Keep reading to see the full text of the ad (or just click on the thumbnail above).
"Ever been with an extremely sexually dominant guy?
I have had huge success with fat girls submitting control of their diet/exercise routine to me, and, as a result, losing all the weight they've ever dreamed of.
Think about it: You trust a man enough to let him do whatever he wants with you, you take a direct order to lose weight and you're told how. How can you possibly mess it up?
There is no will power involved. There is no chance of you giving up. There is 0% chance of you failing. You're taking a direct order from your Master to lose the weight, so you do it, the most healthy possible way, the most correct possible way, and its finally done forever.
And my reward? One extremely grateful, hot little girl that would do anything for me :)
If this sounds like an exciting idea, write me with a picture of yourself in your first email. not in your second email, not 'lets chat first.'"
In other Craigslist news on Lemondrop:I have had huge success with fat girls submitting control of their diet/exercise routine to me, and, as a result, losing all the weight they've ever dreamed of.
Think about it: You trust a man enough to let him do whatever he wants with you, you take a direct order to lose weight and you're told how. How can you possibly mess it up?
There is no will power involved. There is no chance of you giving up. There is 0% chance of you failing. You're taking a direct order from your Master to lose the weight, so you do it, the most healthy possible way, the most correct possible way, and its finally done forever.
And my reward? One extremely grateful, hot little girl that would do anything for me :)
If this sounds like an exciting idea, write me with a picture of yourself in your first email. not in your second email, not 'lets chat first.'"
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Tuesday 27 October
By Tami
There is a book like this! A girl goes to a spa/workout place and her trainer ends up like whipping her into shape and the next thing you know there's dildos in her workout session and everything. The book was hot. Craigslist is not.
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Tuesday 27 October
By Tessa
While I, personally, would not find this attractive or want to do it, there are a lot of submissive who do have this type of relationship with their dom/master and I think we need to respect that different people have different types of relationships. That said, finding a Dom on craigslist sounds like a horrible idea. This guy has no references and no one to recommend him. Not to mention that he likely does not have any medical or nutritionist training (or he should have mentioned it) and thus could potentially harm his sub through his own ignorance. Run far, far away from this guy.
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Tuesday 27 October
By tailless
In a way, the same idea is at work behind the idea of diets, though this is taken an admittedly creepy step further.
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Wednesday 28 October
By fatty
I'll do it he sounds hot!
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Thursday 05 November
By kait
i find this article insulting to those people involved in the fetish community who LIKE the dynamics of a dominate/submissive relationship. does this ad take it a bit far, maybe. could it have been worded better, absolutely. has this type of thing worked in the past, you betcha. so take off you judgment hats.
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Friday 05 February
By sara
I hate to admit it.. but this guy is dead on..
Women want to be wanted. Women also want to be wanted by a partner with whom they could have amazing sex with. When a woman isnt in a relationship, this can be upsetting.. thus, leading to emotional eating & over-eating (obviously, we all have our vices.. food is just a convenient, satisfying quick-fix). Honestly, I've found myself in the same situation.. well, almost. My first love had just broken my heart, and the only therapeutic revenge I could perceive of was to get in even better shape than I already was in, get a little tan going on, & flaunt it in his face -- to show him what he "didn't want", right? I did exactly that. He immediately regretted his initial choice & begged for me back.. needless to say I refused his proposal; however, the breakup sex was amazing..
ANYWAYS, this man is offering nothing but a little incentive for the less than motivated chubby girl.
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