Oh, hello, we didn't see you there. Would you like to see an amazing video of a chick going absolutely nutty on a keytar? Nutty, we tell you! Those laserfast fingers! Those gyrating hips! Those orgasmic-like facial expressions! It almost detracts from the fact that this woman's dressed like one of David Copperfield's assistants.

Add in some awkward editing transitions, grape-like balloons, and strobe lights a la a high school homecoming dance, and folks, you've got yourself a keytar solo that enchants even those who don't know what a keytar is. Still not convinced? Guys, she STRADDLES the keytar at one point! Now go on, enjoy!