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Brad to the Bone
Here's hopin' Brad Pitt doesn't give up his acting career to go off and join the Hell's Angels. While tooling around on his motorcycle over the weekend, he scraped his handlebars along the side of a parked car and then took a tumble. (via Perez Hilton)

She Works Hard for the ... ?
Lindsay Lohan is so desperate for work these days she'll even do it for free. Work, that is. Her highly publicized gig with design house Emmanuel Ungaro was unpaid. (via In Case You Didn't Know)
Ivanka Ties the Knot
Ivanka Trump, daughter to The Donald, got hitched over the weekend to Jared Kushner. Fingers crossed her hair looked better as she walked down the aisle than her father's must have. (via E Online)
Ghosts of Brothers Passed
LaToya Jackson talks to her dead brother, Michael. The proof: When she goes to his house and asks his ghost if he's there, the lights flicker. We're pretty sure that's Con Ed getting ready to cut the power for failure to pay. (via DListed)
Deryck Gets the House
Turns out Avril Lavigne isn't as big a douchette as we thought. She's letting soon-to-be-ex-husband Deryck Whibley keep the L.A. mansion that the couple shared while they were married. (via TMZ)
Motormouth: Robert Pattinson
"I'll probably realize afterward how I could have controlled it a little bit more. But I am still like a deer in headlights." -- Robert Pattinson on his sudden and staggering fame. (via The Hollywood Gossip)
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