Paris Is Burgled
Paris Hilton and Orlando Bloom may have been victims of Nick Prugo, the same thief who allegedly knocked over casa Lohan. Bloom's home was robbed in July and Hilton's pad was hit last December. We were wondering where her talent went. (via TMZ)

Melrose Disgrace
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz was axed from "Melrose Place" along with co-star Colin Egglesfield. We've no doubt she'll pick up the pieces, pieces, pieces of her and move on with grace. (via Popeater)
Mood-Killing Moves
"Dancing With the Stars" contestant Joanna Krupa blames her waning libido on the show: "When I get home from rehearsals I don't want to be bothered." (via E Online)
D-bag of the Day: Lil Wayne
Lil Wayne pleaded guilty to felony gun possession charges and will face up to a year in jail. And with two kids from two different women on the way, there's apparently another loaded gun Wayne needs to turn in. (via The Hollywood Gossip)
Real House Problems in N.J.
Table-flipping Teresa Giudice of "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" may be losing her gaudy home -- her husband hasn't paid the mortgage on the place. Here's hoping her paycheck for season two goes way up. (via DListed)
Motormouth: Chris Brown
"As a young black man myself, I need an older black male role model to step in and kind of mold me, not people bashing me, because that's how you learn from your mistakes." -- Chris Brown on a call he received from Will Smith after reports of his brawl with Rihanna surfaced. (via Celebitchy)