Retirement community evicting 6-year oldA group of elderly people at a retirement community in Florida are waging a mighty battle to evict a 6-year-old who lives on the property. (It's just as we've always suspected -- old people hate kids! All those hard candies and glasses of milk were nothing but LIES!)

The homeowner's association for the community has established rules that don't allow anybody under the age of 55 to live, and now a 6-year old girl who was sent to live with her grandparents is facing eviction. Not the grandparents -- just the girl. Kimberly Stottler was sent to live with them as a baby because her mother has a drug problem. Now she's facing being shipped off to foster care if a judge rules that she has to go. Her grandparents have been trying to sell their house so they can move, but they put it on the market just before it crashed, and they still haven't sold it despite dropping the price almost $100,000.

We understand -- they don't want plastic toys marring their rock lawns, but come on, breaking up a family? Are their arteries so hardened with plaque that their hearts no longer work?