Well, here's a self-confidence booster -- you're not short and fat, you're just highly evolved. According to a study by Yale researchers, humans are still evolving, and women are evolving to become shorter and fatter. It is estimated that in 10 generations, women will be two centimeters shorter, weigh one kilogram (around 2.5 lbs.) more, and look back and wonder what kind of freakish monster Angelina Jolie was. ("What are these jeans called 'long' from the Gap?)
But we won't just be jolly little trolls, we'll also be healthier, with the study expecting women to have lower cholesterol and better heart health, start menopause later, and have more children earlier in life. The study observed over 2,000 medical histories from Framingham Heart Studies in Massachusetts. Shorter, heavier women have more children, who also grow up to be shorter and heavier.
Let's also not forget that in addition to shrinking downward while expanding outward, we'll all also have super-hot faces. Short, fat, healthy and hot. Totally awesome.
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Saturday 24 October
By angel
I need more information before I believe what I'm reading!
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Saturday 24 October
By Angiebaby
I'm middle aged, so I'm already shrinking and fat. Does this mean I'm ahead of the curve?
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Saturday 24 October
By C.Gregory
Dang! I was married to a woman of the future for 55 years and didn't realize it.
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Saturday 24 October
By ~d
God Bless YOU for saying that!! I hope youre lovely wife knows how you feel as well =)
Saturday 24 October
By Haley
oh man, that made me laugh so hard....
Saturday 24 October
By Shirley V.
I had to laugh at your comment ,very funny C. Gregory. All that time you did not you where married to a future woman. Ha Ha Shirley
Saturday 24 October
By Dan
LMFAO!!!! Me too!!
Saturday 24 October
By Kim
LMAO that's too funny C.
Saturday 24 October
By alan
your comment cracked me up. see we never realize what we have lol
Saturday 24 October
By Joe
That`s a funny one liner. Are you related to Henny Youngman? Anyway , look out for those flying rolling pins.
Saturday 24 October
By Swayy
lmao. god bless you.
Saturday 24 October
By a man
All of the woman I ever date must be from the future, if this article is true (and I'm 40 years old!!!). I NEVER see tall women with "perky breasts", and really fantastic personalities (better than breasts). If I meet a friendly woman, then she's either a lesbian, mean, or uglier than sin. When I meet pretty women, they are not friendly at all. Sorry, ladies, but it's true. Then there are the liars. You've met them. They're called women.
Saturday 24 October
By Terri
Hahahah. I fall in the long lean category, so I suppose I'll be outdated :>
Saturday 24 October
By lilu
lol
Saturday 24 October
By Joe
LMFAO
Saturday 24 October
By merr
Gregory, thanks for you comment. She is a lucky lady.
Monday 26 October
By s
So basically the men of the future will have jolly fat trolls instead of freakish monster Angelina Jolies...this is a Yale study?
Tuesday 27 October
By erika
LMFAO youre mean. xD
Tuesday 27 October
By Bebe
LOL
Tuesday 27 October
By drunk
MY VERDICT, GREGORY YOUR,E MEAN AND HATE YOU, LOL, THAT WAS A GOOD ONE.