Of all the crappy, humiliating jobs one could have, dancing by the side of the road with a Quiznos sign ranks pretty high on our list of things we'd rather not do. Well, apparently Jeremy Johnson doesn't feel that way. The guy was taking a break from his gig holding a Quiznos sign and dancing by the side of the Pennyrile Parkway in Hopkinsville, Ky., when drivers started honking and waving at him (go figure). Johnson said that he decided to light a cigarette, climbed to the top rail of the bridge and start dancing there in response. (Hey, Jeremy, ever heard of a thumbs up?)
Drivers below spotted Johnson and called police, because they thought he was going to boogie himself right off the dang bridge. Police cited him for disorderly conduct. And in classic corporate manner, Johnson's manager said she hopes he was holding his sign the whole time. Johnson is still employed by Quiznos.
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Wednesday 21 October
By j biggs
Damn, give the kid his job back and Jeremy stay off the damned brige and messing with the old people that don't see the funny side of things anymore, there all stressed out after work and just don't think about having fun. Good luck to you Jeremy and never stop trying to make people smile. OH, one last thing, PLEASE stop with the cigarettes trust me you don't need them.
Keep Up The Good Work
JB
ALABAMA
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Wednesday 21 October
By MC
JB - read the last line... "Johnson is still employed by Quiznos." (He still HAS his job)
Wednesday 21 October
By Sara
If you read the article all the way through you will see at the end that it says he is still has his job. "And in classic corporate manner, Johnson's manager said she hopes he was holding his sign the whole time. Johnson is still employed by Quiznos." I do agree with you about stopping smoking, though.
Wednesday 21 October
By Albert Lewis
Damn! I'm an Old People and I thought this was funny as hell!
Wednesday 21 October
By kq
having fun on the job? employers take notice... you may keep people.
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Wednesday 21 October
By carol jones
I live in hopkinsviklle,ky., and I love to drive by and watch the antics of this young man...bet he has a wonderful outlook on and life and would be a joy to know..We always blow the horn and wave when going by, want him to know we enjoy seeing him and that he makes us laugh....In this day we all can use someone to make our day brighter....Way to go Jeremy...keep up the good work....keep spreading your special brand of joy...and may God Bless
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Wednesday 21 October
By jemteku
This story reminded me of the guy I saw in Orlando, Florida with a sign for a new housing development. He was absolutely hilarious and entertaining. He was dancing and flipping the sign all over the place and just having the best time. I love people who have a sense of humor and like to entertain themselves and others.
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Wednesday 21 October
By J Biggs
OK, I missed the l damed line don't get your dirty assed panty"s in a wad. I'm happy the kid is still working
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Wednesday 21 October
By Laura
Glad Jeremy is still employed. If he makes your day- it's all good then.
Quit smoking, Jeremy- smoking tends to take the fun outta life when told you have cancer.
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Wednesday 21 October
By r
there is no way id stand on the side of the road jumpin all over the place like these guys do for minimum wage, have they no pride?
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Wednesday 21 October
By Kirsten Brown
He obviously has quite a bit of pride in his work. Just because it may be a minimum-wage job, does not mean that it shouldn't be done well or without pride. Any job that you've given your best ability to, should be accomplished with pride. Maybe, if more people thought more about doing a job properly than only working for the paycheck attached to it, people would find more to be happy about.
Wednesday 21 October
By Lotte
The young man is EMPLOYED, seems to enjoy his job, and THEY apparently appreciate HIM! Good for both him and his employers!
YOU have no idea what his wages are, NOR what else his job entails. Often this is only part of what the employee will be doing. I've had children work for other places and they would occasionally stand out with signs, or in a costume to draw attention to the business.
There is NO shame in ANY job (that is not illegal), and doing your job well IS part of having pride! Enjoying it and having fun with it will boost people's attention most usually in a very postitive way.
With your attitude I doubt they would want to hire you anyway.
Wednesday 21 October
By Nickyloveslife
He has enough pride to HAVE A JOB! especially in this economy...It's not what you do for a living that is important, it's about HOW you do it that really matters.
Wednesday 21 October
By Brian Walker
Oh my goodness... I wish this guy worked in Savannah!!!!!
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Wednesday 21 October
By asd
Better to do this job and pay the bills than be homeless.
When you get a little older "r", and you can get a workers permit with your parent's permission at 14.5 years, and you'll maybe have a sense of accomplishment, rather than undue pride.
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Wednesday 21 October
By LokiSilk
Keep smoking Jimmy! Screw people who dont know you acting like they care! Blow a big cloud of second hand smoke right in their Kisser!!
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Wednesday 21 October
By jeff
LOL this is hilarious. A suicide attempt? Come on!
http://www.electroniccigarettesinc.com
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Wednesday 21 October
By gene daniels
RULE # 1 ------ THE POLICE ARE NEVER WRONG.
RULE # 2 ------ WHEN POLICE ARE WRONG, SEE RULE # 1 ....
SIGNED, JUST ANOTHER PUBLIC VICTIM
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Wednesday 21 October
By Megan!!
Hehe! This totally made my day! I was laughing the whole way to class man...I feel bad that he got in trouble and its not his fault! Eff stupid people! Like seriously, who thinks someone is gonna go "I hate my life! Let me go put on a giant soda costume and jump off a bridge!!" Really now? lmao..
and to the guy above me! Second-hand smoke sucks! Don't be a meanie face cause people care about the dudes health. Seems like a good guy and it would suck if he had to die early cause of some stupid cancer crap.
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Wednesday 21 October
By Danielle
Considering that the Quizno's here doesn't have a mascot like that....the only one we have is the Little Ceaser's guy, maybe you should get your facts straight.
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