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Daddy Issues
Lindsay Lohan is allegedly filing a restraining order against her father, Michael, because she's afraid for her safety. He's supposedly threatened to kidnap Lindsay and force her into rehab. (via Radar Online)

The Breast Is History
Carrie Prejean may have to give back over $5,000 to the "Miss California Pageant" -- the amount the pageant production company says it gave her to have her breasts augmented. (via TMZ)
The Biel Spiel
Justin Timberlake's friends are supposedly "desperate" for him to reunite with on-again off-again flame Jessica Biel. Where were they when he was breaking up with Britney? (via I'm Not Obsessed)
Sarah Palin: Looking for Work
Sarah Palin has joined LinkedIn -- and she's looking for "job opportunites." Here's one: A Vegas cage match between her and Levi Johnston. (via Perez Hilton)
No "Celebration" for Madge's Co-op Board
Madonna's Upper West Side neighbors have been complaining for months about the noise coming from her apartment. Now, one of them is suing the building's co-op board to evict the star. (via Celebitchy)
Motormouth: Nadya Suleman
"I kind of have a crush on Jon Gosselin. I think he's hot." -- Octomom Nadya Suleman on Jon Gosselin's charms. Feeling queasy? Yup, us too. (via Popeater)