Everything about this particular tale is wrong: Molly's boyfriend Sean lived at home with his parents but moved out "after he conjured a demon into his bedroom with a crying mirror and couldn't put him back." Mmkay. So then Sean moved into his friend's trailer a few miles away and got a job delivering pizzas. "His roommates and he were in a cult, but I was OK with that," says Molly. "We were all young, and it wasn't an over-the-top cult." Define over-the-top cult, Molly.
One night at dinner, Tim made a comment about his roommate's penis. "'That's funny, when did you see his penis,' I asked? That's when he informed me that he and his trailermates regularly engaged in group sex as part of their cult activities. And oh, did I think that we were dating? Because we weren't. Because he couldn't date anyone. Because of the cult."
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Monday 02 November
By Confused
who's Tim..?
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