Look, some of us grew up reading YM, braiding our friends' hair and bedazzling our denim vests, strangely but keenly aware of the gaping void in our lives cleaved by the as-yet non-existence of "America's Next Top Model."

And some of us never learned to dress ourselves.

I fall into the latter camp, having spent the years I should have been learning about fashion and praying for my period saving up for custom chain mail. So I get the occasional ribbing from my Lemondrop co-workers, who are much more clothing savvy and have occasionally served as actual fashion models. They recently discovered that I rarely wear a shirt under my hoodie, and acted like I'd shown up to work, freeballing it in a pair of dirty Umbros. So Lemondrop editor Erin Scottberg and I made a video about it. Don't ask me why. Just watch.