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Ever Get Caught?
Even though a good chunk of you said you'd never snoop, 55% percent of you boasted that you'd never been caught. Innnnnnnteresting. 38% said that they've never been caught because you've never snooped, and 7% admitted that they'd been interrupted in the act of rifling, which is an impressively low figure.

While we're a little embarrassed that our readers seem to snoop way less than we do, we're impressed with their ability to get away with it when they do. (You're nothing like the guests from hell we covered last week!)

You guys are welcome at our place any time! And not just because we keep all our weirdness under lock and key. Here's how you can protect your stuff from that sneaky 53%.

Lock It Down: Your first line of defense seems obvious, but you can't secure your medicine cabinet unless you have small children and have an excuse to put those plastic protectors on every drawer. If you've got a room that locks, keep your unmentionables in there.

The Imaginary Velvet Rope: If you don't want people looking in your bedroom drawers, then don't give them the opportunity. Keep coats in a closet or on a rack instead of piled onto your bed. Remember the "nobody's allowed upstairs" rule from high school? Put it back in place. People will think you're private and clean instead of, you know, paranoid.

Quality Control: Figure out where guests are likely to be. If you have, say, a tub of creme bleach in your bathroom that you'd die if anybody saw, be sure to tuck it away someplace totally guest-proof. Get a shopping bag, group all of your shameful items and put them someplace that it's unlikely anybody would look, like the back of your closet, or under the bed.