And now for another dose of bizarre '80s video, allow us to present Koko B. Ware's "Piledriver." We imagine the creative forces behind it thinking something like, Construction site? Check. Shirtless beefcakes in hardhats? Check. Dude with Elvis hair? Check. WWF star in gold lamé pants holding a parakeet? CHECK.

For the uninitiated, the piledriver is a wrestling move in which one lifts his opponent up, flips 'em, and throws 'em head first into the mat. Why this move warranted an entire music video that mostly doesn't relate at all, we're not sure. But hey, there's Macho Man Randy Savage's attempts to dance, and a Port-a-Potty gets picked up by a forklift. Enjoy!