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If you have a fish and are going through a breakup, be warned -- they are extremely vulnerable to domestic violence. Yet another crazy ex has killed a pet fish, although the hipster culprit at least had the decency not to eat it.A purple betta lost its life at the the hands one Donald Earl Fite III, of Portland, Ore., and his Arcade Fire-inflected rage. Donald impaled the fish, oh-so-preciously named DeLorean, with a knife. At least he was quick to admit he was the culprit, telling police, "If she can't have me, then she can't have the fish."
He was also pretty quick to admit later that killing the fish was "a very low point" in his lif e... possibly almost as bad as if he had gotten drunk off Schlitz and admitted he liked Jack Johnson.
His ex-girlfriend plans to get a "memorial tattoo" of DeLorean, and was hoping the judge would make Donald pay for the ink job, but he only got two years probation, a psychological evaluation and community service. Portland!
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Thursday 15 October
By Gaile Collins
According to some exclusive papers that Hipster is a slang term that first appeared in the 1940s, and was revived in the 1990s and 2000s often to describe types of young, recently-settled urban middle class adults and older teenagers with interests in non-mainstream fashion and culture, particularly alternative music, independent rock, independent film, magazines such as Vice and Clash, and websites like Pitchfork Media.[1] In some contexts, hipsters are also referred to as scenesters.[2]"Hipster" has been used in sometimes contradictory ways, making it difficult to precisely define "hipster culture" because it is a "mutating, trans-Atlantic melting pot of styles, tastes and behavior[s]."[1] One commentator argues that "hipsterism fetishizes the authentic" elements of all of the "fringe movements of the postwar era—Beat, hippie, punk, even grunge," and draws on the "cultural stores of every unmelted ethnicity" and "gay style", and "regurgitates it with a winking inauthenticity" and a sense of irony.[3]
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Thursday 15 October
By sondra
"Arcade Fire-inflected rage" hahaha! :D
Though he seems odd enough that he may be wearing those glasses UNironically...
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Tuesday 27 October
By Kit
What an asshole. Glad she's out of that relationship.
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