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Fox Apologizes for Fat Joke
Fox recently issued an apology to Jessica Simpson after they aired a cartoon ad poking fun at her weight during "Fox NFL Sunday." Guess this is why Neil "I-never-met-a-buffet-I-didn't-like" Cavuto's still stuck on basic cable. (via Perez Hilton)

Bleeding Face
There are plenty of celebs we'd love to slap across the face -- but Leona Lewis isn't one of them. But apparently, some "20-something dude" was seriously sick of "Bleeding Love," because he whacked the singer at a recent book signing. (via DListed)
Action Jackson
Michael Jackson's children will reportedly appear in a new A&E reality show just months after their father's death. There is a special place in hell for whoever negotiated this deal. (via Best Week Ever)
D-Bag of the Day: Larry Birkhead
Larry Birkhead seems interested in finding a money-grubbing ho to be the stepmother to his child with Anna Nicole Smith. He is in talks to appear on "The Millionaire Matchmaker." (via The Hollywood Gossip)
Gossip Gaga
Lady Gaga was spotted leaving the set of "Gossip Girl" in New York. Ten bucks says she's playing Serena's strung-out cousin. (via I'm Not Obsessed)
Motormouth: Maria Shriver
"I will be donating my favorite old cell phone to my Women's Conference partner Verizon through their HopeLine program that helps domestic violence shelters." -- Maria Shriver, on getting busted for chatting on her cell phone while driving in California. (via TMZ)