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Have you guys seen this new iPhone app? It's called "AMP Up Before You Score,"and it supplies pick-up lines to dudes based on what type of girl they're hitting on.

Interesting concept! But gentlemen, why spend your hard-earned dollars on an app when you canget pick-up lines from Lemondrop? For FREE?

The app sponsor, Amp Energy Drink, did us the favor of breaking down the female population into 24 "types." (Gee, thanks!) We provided our own versions of their one-liners (well, in some cases, two or three). Fellas? You're so welcome.

Artist
You know, a little risky sex would really lend some authenticity to that abortion-hoax performance piece you're planning.

Aspiring Actress
My brother's best friend's uncle is Olivia Wilde's agent. And look, you've got those same petite boobs!

Athlete
Hey baby, I know a surefire way to test your gender that doesn't require the assistance of a certified endocrinologist.

Bookworm
Say, I'm also trying to live "Eat Pray Love." I had a burrito lunch and I'm an atheist, so I guess that just leaves one thing before I achieve balance.

Businesswoman
I want to lay you down in an Ann Taylor Loft and make love to you like Zeus.

Celebrity
I'm just a boy, standing in front of a girl, asking her to bone him.

Cougar
[In lieu of pickup line, just fail to properly secure the food in your campsite. This is a surefire way to attract cougars.]

Dancer
My nickname is Johnny Castle. Mostly because I work at Medieval Times, but if you have sex with me, I would be willing to take a salsa class.

Foreign Exchange Student
That tension you've noticed between your host parents? It's because the implicit imposition of your presence is putting a strain on their marriage. Why not give them a night off?

Goth Girl
That's a nasty cut. Lucky for you, I have Neosporin at my place.

Indie Rock Girl
Ever had beardburn on the thighs?

Married
Did you see that movie "Unfaithful"? Let's reenact it, minus the part where you kill me with a snow globe.

Military Girl
Say, you look like a girl who might want to starve me, attach electrodes to my genitalia and photograph me naked.

Nerd
Do you happen to have a D20 on you? I'd like to roll to cast a level three orgasm on you.

Out-of-Your-League Girl
Have you heard of this new stuff called Wild Turkey that all the cool kids are drinking?

Political Girl
Oh, baby. I'm harder than Barbara Boxer's stance on the 401(k) Pension Protection Act and pro-gay legislative issues.

Princess
(No words required. Just whoop out your magic carpet and take her on a whirlwind journey around the world.)

Punk Rock Girl
I want to be the Sid to your Nancy, by which I mean, develop a co-extensive drug problem with you and ultimately stab you to death in a hotel basement.

Rebound Girl
Here, feel my pulse.

Sorority Girl
I couldn't help overhearing you asking the bartender for a "sugar rim."

Treehugger
Who killed the electric car? My penis.

Trouble
I'm gonna love you like a middling Nick Nolte-Julia Roberts movie.

Twins
Chickapay. Eviduh. Tay in the wiiiind.

Women's Studies Major
Don't think of them as testicles. Think of them as a pre-op vagina.