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If you ever had a crush on Prince Eric from "The Little Mermaid" when you were little (and who didn't?) you will love this. Some creative genius from Ohnotheydidnt had the idea to sex up the stars of our favorite Disney movies into bona fide beefcakes. One word: YUM. Let's just say you'll never look at Hercules the same way again. For Gaston in a thong plus more sexy Disney princes, click here.
Our allegiance to Prince Eric is strong, but these illustrations got us wondering, who is the hottest Disney Prince of all time? Keep reading for our arguments.
Aladdin
Pro: He's got the cute little monkey and that flying carpet thing, which would be AWESOME for romantic, moonlit dates, you know ... in the sky.
Con: He's got those unflattering drop-crotch jumpsuit pants. Ew.
Hercules
Pro: His super-duper-strength means we'd always be protected from creepy dudes the bar.
Con: That EGO. Sure, he's like pretty much the most perfect mythological being ever to exist, but would we always have to hear about it?
Prince Philip:
Pro: He's got the horse, which means he could carry us away us in the perfect fairy-tale ending we've always dreamed of.
Con: We can't really remember who he is or what movie he was in -- "Sleeping Beauty"? "Cinderella"? "Snow White"? -- which makes us think he's kind of bland.
The Beast
Pro: He's beast-turned-man, which means things could get really animalistic in the sack.
Con: That temper may have worked for Belle, but it sure as hell ain't gonna stand with us.
John Smith
Pro: A lot of land.
Con: We'd never have the heart to steal him away from Pocahontas, because can you imagine how cute those mixed kids would be?
Tarzan
Pro: Swinging from trees means amazing upper arm strength.
Con: Would we have to, like, pee in the forest all the time? Where would we take showers?
Peter Pan
Pro: He'd keep us young at heart.
Con: Um, we're pretty sure he's underage. And he wears tights.
Who's your pick for hottest Disney Prince?
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Wednesday 14 October
By enthusiastfoodie
I don't know if you're aware, but credit to the artist belongs to David Kewana, and the gallery can be found on his Deviant Art profile (his username is davidkewana). But I'm glad these are getting so popular! I love them!
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Saturday 31 October
By sam
I'm glad the first commenter pointed this out. It's great to see these gain popularity, but if no one credits the artist, then it's completely unfair to him.
Wednesday 14 October
By Hannah
I feel like the only girl that didnt have a crush or thought any of the Disney men were that cute. At an early age I remember thinking how I hated all their hair styles. I was destined to mostly like guys with shaved heads. But if I had to pick one Disney Prince I would pick Eric from The Little Mermaid maybe even more if he got a hair cut from that late 80's early 90's hair!
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Wednesday 14 October
By TC
This probably sounds weird but I used to have the biggest crush on Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. Not sure what it was or why, but something about him was so sexy to a young me! Maybe it was the bad boy thing, but he definitely is the most attractive of all the Disney villains.
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Friday 16 October
By Stephy
He might not be a Disney prince.... but Demetri from "Anastasia" definitely needs an honorable mention.
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Sunday 18 October
By Lori
Prince Philip is from Sleeping Beauty.
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Sunday 18 October
By Sam
Old disney movies are the best but honestly these pictures are just a little bizzare. Not because it's disney princes looking sexy is because they basically all look the same- super muscular male in too tight speedo. EW. I can appreciate the art and the effort put into it but the speedo thing just kills it for me.
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Sunday 18 October
By Kristina
Shang from Mulan. Yum.
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Monday 19 October
By Selina
Oh. My. God. I thought I was the only little perv who had crushes on animated characters. Prince Eric? Swoon. Thanks for validating my childhood! Hehe.
But then again, today's tweens are all in love with a fictional vampire...
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Wednesday 21 October
By Frances
Uh. Huh. Hmmmm.....
Totally wossname (Adam? Seems pretty rude of Belle to call him 'Beast' throughout the movie) from Beauty and the Beast. Not that he was so gorgeous when he transformed but GAWD, the bit when he rescues her from the wolves? Yes. Exactly.
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Monday 30 November
By sierra
aladdin? id hit that ;)
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Tuesday 01 December
By nicole
wow peter Yummy i definatly think he was the best cuz u saw the least amount of speedo put them all in boxer(breifs at laest) and theyed all be better srry but the speedo thong thing kinda ruined aladdin for me
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Sunday 23 May
By alex
shang from mulan for sure, ive always had a huge thing for him. and aladdin. those guys are hot ! eric too
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Monday 14 June
By uh wow
First of all, this was awkward.
Second of all, I laughed my head off.
Third of all, it's annoying to see people mix up the names.
Prince Phillip was from Sleeping Beauty. Charming was Cinderella, and Snow White's guy was just "The Prince" and not all that important.
Thomas was from Pocahontas, yes; he was the one who killed Kocoum.
I mean, it's alright to have mini-crushes on these guys since we grew up having them presented as the ideal guy for a good girl, but c'mon. This is to the point of nasty. I'd rather have look-a-likes in the flesh, minus speedos, not that I ever look at stuff like this at all. I only came upon this site because I was trying to figure out something about Prince Phillip.
Those pictures are an insult to class and good taste. The only redeeming quality was the funny copy of the article.
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Monday 14 June
By uh wow
oh, and Beast's real name was Christopher. Jesus.
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Wednesday 11 August
By Bellatrix
I think Prince Naveen from The Princess and the Frog is the hottest Disney Prince. He's has a good personality (he's devoted to the people he loves), he has a brilliant smile, and a sexy accent. :)
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Sunday 07 November
By ???
First of all, I just have to agree with "uh wow"...hello, awkward? I was thinking, "Oh shiz, anyone but the princes!"
But in answer to the question, I would have to say...*dreamy sigh and eyes* Aladdin. I dunno, something about the whole street rat with a heart of gold image is just smexy...not to mention the fact that he's very sweet eye candy! ^.^
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Tuesday 16 November
By ronel
for me it is tarzan who is the most hottest among them all.......
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Thursday 18 November
By anna
I think tarzan and aladdin and the beast are the best princes, as they have a defined role, you get to know more about them unlike other films with disney princesses
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