Davis from "Accidentally on Purpose"
That smirk, hoodie and accidental beard may practically be a prototype of the collegiate class crush, but it's the standard for a reason. How could anyone possibly resist that effortless charm and constant wisecracking from the back of the room?

Enter Davis, a long-sleeve-layering wingman amusing enough to distract from the pretty boys, but still endearing and sweet. Sure our hypothetical shared home would be filled with empty pizza boxes and beer bottles, but with this charmer in tow, we'd have nothing wrong with that.

Abed from "Community"
Danny Pudi's character on "Community" might be a bit odd, but the more we hear Abed make those bizarre, hurried comments with that doe-eyed gaze out into space, the easier it is to resist Joel McHale's natural boyish charm.

We fell hard for Abed's lanky frame and Spanish-rapping skills early on, but finding out that his family owns a falafel business is enough to make us throw down some cash on a crisp white dress and high-tail it over to City Hall to get serious with this kid. A tax break and unlimited tabbouleh? Sign us up!


Dr. Chris Sands from "Mercy"
Our mothers have always hoped we'd marry doctors, and this one we'd actually be down with. Dr. Sands wears plaid under his lab coat, met Mercy's lead nurse Veronica Callahan while assisting in Iraq and returned to Mercy Hospital to get her back, even though she's already taken. A man who will go to war and keep on fighting for you at home is a keeper, lumberjack accessories included or not.

If you're still not convinced, check out his rant about New Jersey at the end of the second episode. Frustration, uh, works for him.

Jonah Miller from "Melrose Place"
As the token "artsy one" on this over-the-top remake, Jonah is the only male cast member who doesn't seem like he routinely spends Thursday nights at the bar throwing back drinks with Spencer Pratt wannabes.

An aspiring filmmaker who has a fancy, enormous computer monitor and tons of rad photography gear we'd love to get our hands on, Jonah's also caught in the nice-guy-shitty-girlfriend paradigm. It sets an all-too-perfect scene for us to swoop in and show him what life would be like with us instead -- a parade of freshly baked cookies, a closet's worth of clothes strewn on the floor, and every joint activity blogged about on Tumblr.

Dr. David Lee from "Three Rivers"
We're not really into blood or transplants or organs or men who do good things, but Dr. Lee -- besides being "a womanizing surgical resident who's broken as many hearts as he's replaced" -- is practically as dirty of a hipster as anyone else we'd mack on in real life. He's got a ponytail-bun. He had an obscure history as a high-fashion model. And, in one of the best Internet clips we've ever seen, he's capable of wooing girls who don't even speak English with his rendition of Radiohead's "Creep."

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