If you have speakerphone on your cell and you've never visited the the Arnold Schwarzenegger mixing board Web site, you've missed out on the unbridled joy of using sound bytes from the star of "Junior" to prank your friends.

The demon seeds of the interwebs have done us one better -- YouTube houses a treasure trove of recorded calls to video stores, pizza shops and unsuspecting old drunk men from "Arnold." Here, for your delight, is Governor the Barbarian "calling" the Kraft Foods customer service line. The poor operator is expecting questions about ranch dressing, and instead she gets a campaign speech and some of the better lines from "Kindergarten Cop." Enjoy!