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Talk show psycho-logist Dr. Phil McGraw is being sued by a woman who claims he held her captive and touched her left breast during a therapy session in 2007. (via TMZ)

Vick of Time
Dog-hating d-bag Michael Vick will star in a reality show about his return to professional football. We hope there's a "Project Runway"-style challenge where Vick has to fashion canine costumes from the few shreds of dignity he has left. (via Celebuzz)
D-Bag of the Day: Shia LaBeouf
Shia LaBeouf picked a fight with girlfriend Carey Mulligan at the premiere of her new film "An Education." Well, Carey, there's your education: Never date a guy who's more high-maintenance than you are. (via Celebitchy)
Charlize Hearts the Gays
Charlize Theron has thrown her support behind the National Equality March taking place this weekend in Washington -- though she won't be able to attend due to work commitments. (via Just Jared)
J. Lo Goes Lola
Apparently Jennifer Lopez really wants to distance herself from her previous albums. So much so that she's released her latest single under her new alter ego, Lola. Do we smell a Sasha Fierce ripoff? (via DListed)
Motormouth: Tina Fey
"You can point any kind of laser at my face, but I don't think Botox is for me. I think it is bad." -- Tina Fey on how far she's willing to go to look beautiful. (via The Hollywood Gossip)
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