Your honey makes your toes curl, your palms sweat, your heart flutter, and your stomach churn ... or was that the bean burrito you had for lunch?
In every relationship there comes a time when nature calls and you have to ask yourself, 'Am I comfortable enough around this person to let 'er rip?' Or maybe, like Carrie in that one episode, your sheet session is embarrassingly interrupted by an unexpected toot coming from -- oh, dear God no -- you.
You're not alone. According to a recent survey by CharcoCaps AntiGas products, 15 percent of adults have 'fessed up to farting during sex, while 72 percent say they've passed gas in front of someone else. So what if that "someone else" is your sexy new lover? Read on to see how real couples broke the breaking-wind barrier.
Toot Survival Technique 1: Don't Ask, Don't Smell
Gas may be a fact of life, but for some couples it's an issue best kept behind the bathroom door. Take Cynthia, who, even after 18 years of marriage, says that publicly passing gas is a no-go.
"This is a major issue for my husband, who gets very upset if I pass gas in his presence," she says. "He finds it a vulgar romance killer. If the need arises, I am to leave the room, walk away if outdoors, or get out of bed and leave the bedroom. We were walking home from my birthday dinner and one kind of happened and he barely spoke to me for a day."
Cynthia's hubby isn't the only guy putting his foot down on flatulence. Scott, who has been with his girlfriend for close to two years, claims that they've never cut the cheese around one another.
"We talk about it and joke about it but I really make it a point not to," he says. "She says she wouldn't care and, to her credit, she probably wouldn't. Still, it's a line I don't want to cross. It represents something larger to me, in a way. I think of it as a reminder to always be respectful of her. Ask me again in 20 years and see if my streak is still alive." (Scott -- if you ever become single, call us.)
Toot Survival Technique 2: Making Light of the Breeze
Holly, now married for three years, broke the farting barrier early on in her relationship. She tooted by accident, he laughed hysterically, they got over it. Now she and her husband have a light-hearted rule to help keep flatulence from ruining the romance: "No farting within an hour of wanting/planning/hoping to have sex."
Allie felt embarrassed the first time she inadvertently broke wind in front of her boyfriend, but now says, "Ultimately it is something that can make your relationship stronger, a funny joke you share together or something you are only comfortable doing in their presence."
Toot Survival Technique 3: Fartloose and Fancy-Free
On the other end of the spectrum are the couples who not only pass gas freely, they see it as a way to strengthen their relationship. (Yes, really.)
Now-married Drew says that fart confidence can even be a turn-on. "If one squeaked out and a woman apologized like a lady, I might've lost interest, whereas if she owned it with a line like 'Beat that!' I would have proposed!" (Hmmm ... we must have missed that chapter in "The Rules.")
Terena and her husband of 12 years have even turned their gas into a bonding experience of sorts. "At first I was shy to fart around him, but as time went on I had to relax or explode," she says. "We both laughed about it, so gas just turned into an inside joke for us. We now have competitions over farts. Who has the loudest, or longest, or smelliest ... we add categories as they come up."
They're not the only ones. Says Megan, "My husband and I have absolutely no problem passing gas. Sometimes we even make a game of it: One of us will fart, then the other one will try to do it louder. It's kind of juvenile, but who cares? We don't do it around other people. I think it would be ridiculous to spend the rest of your life with someone you wouldn't be comfortable enough to fart in front of."
She's got a point. After all, surely "for better or worse" has got to cover bad gas, right? Then again, Dutch ovens might totally be grounds for divorce.
Tell Us: Do you feel comfortable farting in front of your guy?












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Tuesday 27 October
By Wild Eyed Southern Boy
My beloved Grandfather (now gone west) had to be the most talented farter in the whole cosmos. Boiled eggs and beer were his fuel. He could imitate the exhaust sounds of a stick shift sports car starting up in first, then shifting to second, then into third. He was never able to shift it into fourth, and the couple of times he tried, he birdied himself to the laughter of all of his family. His farting life must have been a difficult one as his Wife allowed no audiable flatulence anywhere and my Mother (his Daughter) spanked me as I was growing up if I ever let an audiable fart. Now that all these restrictions are history, I rip one any time I want (and have even lit a few at stag parties, etc.)
Name withsmelled, er: witheld.
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Tuesday 27 October
By guytiger
I have heard that the average adult passes gas 14 times a day, give or take a fart or two and I'll bet even the Queen of England lets one fly now and then.
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Tuesday 27 October
By wingsofadov
my boyfriend and i have the dont ask dont tell policy....ive certainly smelled him and im sure he's smelled me but we just pretend like nothing's amiss....it's a bit silly actually. lol
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Tuesday 27 October
By charla721
My boyfriend and I have a deal. I will never fart in front of him and he will always pay for dinner.
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Tuesday 27 October
By duggart
cynthia's hubby sounds like an a-hole.
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Tuesday 27 October
By JEFF
When my wife & I are in bed, we have been know to fart & pull the covers over the other's head & "make em suffer." Sometimes we laff so hard we cry. The kids in the other room tell us to grow up !!!! Life is short..Have fun : )
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Tuesday 27 October
By Tim
Um, no. My parents raised me to be mannerly.
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Wednesday 28 October
By Frank
This really happened, not a lie. I was living with my GF and one night was pleasing her orally. She was really into it when all of a sudden she tooted. Without thinking I raised my head and said "You do love me!" But, that pretty much ended the sex for the evening as neither of us could stop laughing the rest of the evening. It was a great night! Laughing makes a body feel great.
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Wednesday 28 October
By Roeboat
Most men think nothing of letting one go themselves, I can't see why it would be a problem if the women did as well. Any man who won't talk to his wife or woman because of an accidental "toot" should seek therapy.
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Friday 30 October
By dannyfrom504
i had a GF that ripped one while she was sleeping and it woke her up. she thought it was me, then realized SHE had done it. she told me about it the next morning and i had to give her credit for putting herself out there. it was funny.
my current GF is very foof. she WILL NOT fart around me, but doesn't care if i fart. if i do she just rolls her eyes and sighs. i know she doesn't particularly like it, but she deals with it. she's a good egg. i'm lucky.
i agree with something i read in one of the other posts. there are bigger issues in a relationship that are actually worth consideration. pooting isn't one of them. besides, girl farts can be kinda cute.
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Thursday 29 October
By edgardoberraz
It seem to e be one horrible situation.I can't imagine Marisa Miller farting,itwould made her imagen for the ground.I'm a great romantic and can't support this display of ordinary behaviour.I confess that if I have to fart, I walk outdoors.
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Saturday 31 October
By Brian
I thought I was the master of the 'silent fart'
Then i got some hearing aids !
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Thursday 29 October
By Chandrashekar
please add my mail ID to your regular mailing list and mail me all the daily informative mails.
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Wednesday 11 November
By Angel
LOL a whole article about farting in front of your mate? WOW! I seriously can't imagine sharing my life with someone and not being able to fart in their presence. The first lady is crazy to stay with that guy...odds are he has more issues than just her farting.
Farts are rated 1 to 10 around here
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Wednesday 11 November
By Leslie
I think I have learned to be uptight about the farting from my mother however ill be honest depending on how much i liked him i might get turned on, i must be really horny.
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Friday 08 January
By amicable96
My husband on our honeymoon held me under the bedclothes and did a huge fart and said "Do u still love me honey" i was laughing and crying so hard i couldnt answer him. We have been married many years!!!
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Saturday 20 February
By rachele
My husband and I rip ';em at each other all the time and laugh our heads off about it. Our Engilsh bulldog does it too.
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Thursday 22 April
By pjaymac
I'm a single straight guy, and I would just like to thank all the women who posted in this thread. I laughed at all the humorous stories and am so glad to find out that the women of the land have to fart just as much as the men do and that many find it as laughworthy as I do.
I would never date a woman for more than a month around whom I couldn't fart in private, and I would hope she would feel the same. I wholeheartedly agree with the people who have said in this thread that farting is a totally natural bodily function and that to hold it in is not only ridiculous but also possibly dangerous.
Now, if I could only find one of these openminded women to date!
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Friday 20 May
By estrella
ok, so.....this is so embarrassing to recount:
i was on skype with my boyfriend the other day, i had just overdone it with dinner and eaten probably more than i should have - and we were actually discussing something kind of serious so I couldn't turn it on mute or blare my music for a second to cut it out - and i farted in front of him! it wasn't too loud, but audible and even though he didn't say anything about it and just ignored it im afraid he heard!! help!! im so embarrassed! will he still think im pretty and feminine? i love him so much and im afraid he thinks im just some gross girl now, help! Is there a chance maybe he didn't hear it?
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Monday 18 July
By Cooter Montgomery
But what about passing gas in front of her? I was having great sex with my last SheWolf and I just had to fart, right when she was giving me oral sex.
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