Dogs wearing clothes? Spray-painted poodles? We're glad people like Dan and Barbara Cohen are around to take note of the animal cruelty that's going in this world. That's why they started the site Respect Your Pet, which has a mission to "uncover those who mistreat and humiliate their animals."

(We're 99 percent sure the site is a joke, but if not, the couple's got a wicked sense of humor.) To read the Cohen's two cents and, well, see photos of their dogs and other "animal cruelty," click here.