Some lucky celebrities get beauty and brains. Some ... just get beauty. But at least that counts for something, right?

Sylvester Stallone

"The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can't change. After I die, I'll probably come back as a paintbrush."

Britney Spears

"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa."

Megan Fox

"I go to the set thinking I'm not going to have any female friends, because that's the reality of the business. From what I've experienced, women aren't good friends to one another. When guys want to hang out with you because your personality is badass, women immediately hate you." Yes, Megan Fox, that's why women hate you.


Lindsay Lohan
"I want to go to Egypt and Japan and open orphanages---a chain of them."

Spencer Pratt
"I want a billion dollars from them! I want a $100 million for the label and a billion for the branding!" He's talking about a package of dry shampoo, people...dry shampoo

Tom Cruise
"Being a Scientologist, when you drive past an accident...you know you have to do something about it because you know you're the only one that can really help."

Nicole Richie
"When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes."

Mariah Carey

"That movie was released on September 11th, 2001 -- could there be a worse day for that movie to come out? I don't think so. I don't even know that many people even saw ["Glitter] so I don't think it's the worst thing ever done." Enough people saw it.

Paris Hilton
"Like I really . . . I don't remember. I'm not, like, that smart."

Jessica Simpson
"I love religion. I remember whenever the book "The DaVinci Code" came out, the Discovery Channel did this three-night piece on it that I TiVoed and then watched eight times."





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