Halloween! Horror films, haunted houses and ... hooking up? Oh yes. The same month that's synonymous with ghosts and goblins is also prime time for gettin' some. And because we're just so durned helpful, we've listed the top four ways to do just that while incorporating your favorite fall activities. Yes, they're cheesy, and yes, they'll probably work. Happy (early) Halloween!
1. The Haunted House Grope
Here's the drill. Find the cutest dude in line (or drag your hottest friend along) and make sure you enter the haunted house directly behind him. BOOM! Pitch black. Nobody knows whose hands are whose and if you accidentally "stumble" into him as you're hiding from a man in a wolf mask, well, who can blame you?
2. The Daisy Duke Ensemble
Ladies, ladies. Most of us dress like sluts on Halloween anyway, so get crazy this year, and pick an outfit that shows off your pop culture smarts (and half your backside). The stud in a Batman suit across the room can't possibly resist. (See #4 if he can.)
3. The Scary Movie Snuggle
If you have to submit yourself to one of those cheesy horror flicks, you might as well get something out of it, right? Pop in "House of the Dead," dim the lights, and inch yourself closer to him every time someone even remotely frightening pops out, or when you feel "nervous." Worked like a charm in high school.
4. The Halloween Punch-Drunk Love
We're not advocating getting the dude dressed as Jon Gosselin intoxicated as a means to have your way with him, but let's just say a few sips of something we spiked at our Homecoming dance never made anyone less friendly, right?
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Monday 05 October
By mintrubble71
All very good suggestions. Just don't expect them to help you find a guy who is interested in more than getting laid. I can honestly say I've never brought a girl I saw in a slutty Halloween costume home to meet my mother.
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Tuesday 06 October
By Ceej
OK, sure. You woulda if you coulda ;)
Monday 05 October
By farsac mcgeesacks
wow you may be the greatest writer of our day, my god just reading your words sparks imagination of such writers as hemingway, salinger, dare i even say shakespeare, who are your worlking for becuase i belive you are the greatest
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Tuesday 06 October
By cory
i think shes fine
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Sunday 11 October
By Noah
Someone has put quite a bit of weight on this blog, and I do care to disagree, but great ideas were thrown out there, and that's what it's all about. These sort of Halloween tactics will work, for sure. A lot, if not most, women take Halloween as a chance to dress up slutty and awesome to show themselves off without disapproval. The guy (or guys) you're after tend to take that as "oh, she's got that on for me and it's on tonight". Which ultimately works well for the girls out there wanting to get a little trick or maybe a treat for All Hallow's Eve.
Beware, though, ladies. You can capture a rat with little effort, but it takes a bit more to enrapture a man worth his weight. So if you're looking for a little fun and festivity, Halloween is a good bet.
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