roller derby girlDrew Barrymore's making her directorial debut with "Whip It," a movie about roller-derby chicks because, why not? See what Em Dash, a part-time member of the Gotham Girls Roller Derby League, thinks about the upcoming flick. (Moviefone)

Ever wondered whether pilots sneakily warm up the cabin during overnight flights? That and other as yet up-in-the-air airplane questions answered. (Salon)

The recession may be hell on your wallet, but it might be great for your lifespan! During previous economic downturns, the life expectancy increased almost nine years. (Health)

celebrities as animalsWhat if Rosie O'Donnell really was a woodchuck, instead of just resembling one when she babbled on (and on)? Or Snoop Dogg as a Doberman Pinscher? See what that world would look like. (Holy Taco)

old pacuButtkiss is a Pacu fish
(they're related to Piranhas), and he's lived to be 41 years old, which is like being 200 in fish years. The best part is that he's still as adorable and dashing as ever. (PawNation)
o faceThe "beauty" of a human orgasm is currently on display at an alt-porn Web site, which begs the question, "Would you show your O face?" (TresSugar)