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"Fame Kills" Gets Killed
The Lady Gaga and Kanye West tour has officially been called off -- most likely because Gagacita doesn't want to get within a 15-mile radius of Kanye's PR nightmare. (via TMZ)

Brit's New Bird
Britney Spears has a new pet. The "Womanizer" singer stopped by a California Pet Center to pick up some dog food and walked out with a new parakeet. (via Perez Hilton)
Publicist: Mo'Nique Ain't So "Precious"
Mo'Nique is getting rave reviews for her performance as an abusive mother in "Precious," but her own publicist isn't jumping on the bandwagon. Mouthpiece Tresa Sanders quit because of Mo'Nique's outrageous demands. (via PopEater)
Russell & Katy Thai Something New
Russell Brand whisked Katy Perry away to Thailand for a romantic vacay after the two met and hit it off at the MTV Video Music Awards. (via OK Magazine)
Miley, What a Pain
According to Miley Cyrus's Twitter page, the singer is in "the worst pain of her life." No, her brain isn't hemorrhaging -- she has strep throat. It's called amoxicillin and Chloraseptic, Miley. (via The Hollywood Gossip)
Motormouth: Lauren Conrad
"I think my acting is offensive. I'm an awful actor. I'm not super-comfortable with it. In fact, I was just trying to do lines ... and they'll tell you, I cannot memorize lines." -- Lauren Conrad on whether she'll play the lead in the film based on her book, "L.A. Candy." (via People)

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