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A Pasadena, Texas, woman outdid the rabbit scene in "Fatal Attraction" by stealing her ex's pet goldfish, frying them up in a pan, and eating them.The fight that led up to the non-vegetarian revengefest was apparently over some jewelry that the unnamed man had once given the anonymous fish murderess, and had then taken back. After unsuccessfully confronting her ex, the woman went to his apartment, took the goldfish and brought them home for the most furious fish fry in the history of mankind.
By the time the police made it to her place, she had already eaten three of the goldfish, which left four tiny fried fish carcasses sitting on her plate. She couldn't have been very hungry, though, after the huge plate of crazy she ate for breakfast.
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Friday 02 October
By lisa
I'm sure PETA is having a field day with this one, but I think in a sick way it's kind of funny!
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Friday 02 October
By Jo
Only thing I can compare it to is 2 lesbians I know broke up and one of them went to her ex's house, took her 2 pet dogs and drove them to a busy interstate where she dumped them out. Luckily the person the dogs belonged to was right on her tail (no pun intended) and was able to rescue the two dogs who were totally terrified and had to be chased after before their owner could get them back. With a great deal of luck no one..human or dog..were hit by car traffic. Yes, people are f'ing stupid.
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Friday 02 October
By stagehand
DO YOU THINK SHE WOULD VISIT MY EX WIFE????
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Friday 02 October
By Gary
Let's all sing it, you know the words.
They're coming to take me away, hee hee. They're coming to take me away, haa haa. They're coming to take me away, hee hee haa haa. To the funny farm, where life is happy all the time.....
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Friday 02 October
By WIfireman
I think she should get the book thrown at her just as if she had eaten his dog or cat. A pet is a pet. And why is it so laughable? If the genders were reversed all the women would be screaming to hang him. Hypocrites!
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Friday 02 October
By Garysheski
What the hell is this, anyway? The 1950s National Enquirer running a headline about the guy marrying a head of cabbage and cooking and eating his wife for dinner??? I pay money for this? C'mon AOL, get real for a change, OK?
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Friday 02 October
By webo
I keep no pet that cannot be converted to an entree.
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Friday 02 October
By renee
Glen......you need to be a writer......A FICTION WRITER cause you sure can pen some real BS.
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Friday 02 October
By Lana
no one is as strong an advocate for animals, (and still normal) as I am! But I have to agree with Beach...don't wish harm upon ANYONE! animal or human. Get a grip! Kindness, folks! I think it is horrible to have killed the guys fish, but be glad it isn't someone you know and love. The lady is obviously sick.
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Friday 02 October
By GOLDFISH LOVER
Flippy, Floppy, and Finny will thank you.
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
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Friday 02 October
By chattanooga patty
For the love of Pete!!! They're goldfish... its not as if goldfish are real pets anyway, how attached can you get to a FISH!!?? lol lol Some of these PETA-heads are way over reacting... lol
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Friday 02 October
By oakfield
Taps for the written word: A sad day it is when this tawdry tale find nary a wit among the posted replies, for surely, given this tale of petty revenge, the woman wronged merits the moniker of FISHWIFE ! Given the numerous replies preceding mine, surely the opportunity should not have been overlooked, leading to the sad supposition that on line gaming and too much cable tv has eroded writing skills of all.....woe....woe...woe!
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Friday 02 October
By buck
Glen,bad bad boy, Get off the computer and go to your room and don't come out till your mom and dad get home.
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Friday 02 October
By wnt2kno
How is this worse than throwing ping pong balls at all those little fishies at lawn fetes and fairs?? At least this time, the fishies served a purpose (protein) instead of dying on the ride home.
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Friday 02 October
By joiseyshore
BS...and if it hasn't been published, did you see it in your crystal ball? @@
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Friday 02 October
By Mamaof3
If she would have done that to a dog or cat she would have been arrested. I think she should be held accountable for her vicious actions. Seriously how sick is that?!
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Friday 02 October
By A
They're freaking fish for crying out loud! Who cares? It does make for an entertaining story, but people crying about "animal cruelty" are idiots. Seriously, far worse is going on in the world than some stupid goldfish being fried up. Get a grip and get angry over issues that count! Oh, and just because she's from Texas doesn't mean she's inbred...it just means she most likely believes in the death penalty. True justice for all! I LOVE Texas!
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Friday 02 October
By Bill
She is probably very retarded as well as her boyfriend.....
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Friday 02 October
By ky
this guy is lucky that shes his ex. what a crazy b$%*h. i mean really dude you cooked the guys goldfish.
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Friday 02 October
By El
what did the fish ever do to her? Talk about shooting the messenger.
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