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By the time the police made it to her place, she had already eaten three of the goldfish, which left four tiny fried fish carcasses sitting on her plate. She couldn't have been very hungry, though, after the huge plate of crazy she ate for breakfast.
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Friday 02 October
By Lynn
Stupid man, really stupid woman. What the hell did the fish do to her? Some people are incredibly cruel and unbelievably selfish. This is the same kind of stupid person that kidnaps, hurts or even kills the ex's (and their) dogs, cats and even kids and sometimes keeps them in hiding for years primarily just to punish the ex.
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Friday 02 October
By JMO
If you have to wonder about this then you you must live underground? Or you are younger than 21? Unfortunately your observations are spot on-Why indeed do people act so stupidly? I can only think ignorance and upbringing-not to mention inbreeding.
Friday 02 October
By envrk9s
You are SO right!!! Besides the pyscho-sickos killing pets for revenge what about the almost daily stories of a parent killing their entire family and then
killing themself (or running off to start a new life). I believe that most people are
good loving folks, but as a society we need to take a serious look at where
America is headed...
Friday 02 October
By Gina
Hi Lynn, I agree with you about the goldfish. Any person who would make this little creatures suffer would certainly do it to a bigger animal or a person for that matter. Gina
Friday 02 October
By Lucii
Lighten up ! I think its hilarious.
Friday 02 October
By susan
Lynn, I agree with you 100% ... she is a nut case !!! maybe he will stay away from her he might be next............ horror show for sure'
Saturday 03 October
By Bellara
thank God she stopped at fish fry not penis fry or some other disturbing thing like that...like someone mentioned earlier, let ur loonie ex's have their old properities back...worst case scenario alert the authorities immediately
Saturday 03 October
By DENISE
I KNOW PEOPOL CAN BE ENGNET AND ROD ANDSTUPIED
Friday 02 October
By Ree
What ever happened to good old fashion keying cars or something?
But no, the new thing is girls... Fry and Eat your exs gold fish...
Hey ill try it sushi style if he doesnt hand over the jewlerly. haha
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Friday 02 October
By Cat
Wow Thanks I needed a good laugh, you know what they say.. Big fish eat little fish rofl
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Friday 02 October
By vi vian compres
What a looney. Well, at least he didn't have a cat!!!
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Friday 02 October
By stacy
Goodness lady get a grip. I take it you are a vegan? While it is true that in our home we don't eat the pets, we did have fish the other night. And I didn't feel bad at all. lol
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Friday 02 October
By Veruca
When a man in Chicago wanted to get back at his girl he tossed her puppy off a 25 story balcony and when a woman in NYC wanted to get revenge on another woman who 'messed with her man' she sets her kitten on fire in the oven. How is this story any different? We should all be outraged. These cowards couldn't deal with the real person who caused them pain so they took it out on something that couldn't fight back. There is nothing funny about taking vengance out on an animal.
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Friday 02 October
By stacy
It's a goldfish.
Friday 02 October
By angel
i agree 100% with you veruca.. pick on someone your own size..not a defenseless harmless pet that doesnt have any choice but to suffer and die..some people have no heart or soul but i'll tell you onething what goes aroundcomes around.. karmas a bitch so they should think about that before they decide to be thoughtless and selfish. God help people like that..
Friday 02 October
By _
so what your saying is she should've eaten him? LMAO
Friday 02 October
By Liz
Veruca,
You hit the nail square on the head.
The problem is taking out anger and revenge on a helpless, defenseless creature.
The story is not funny.
Sunday 04 October
By pinkthenred
It's a goldfish.
__________They were goldfish and they didn't belong to her. Lots of problems would be solved if people didn't touch things that didn't belong to them.
Friday 02 October
By mary
That is one sick woman! let me see.. you did me wrong , so illl eat your pretty , little helpless Goldfish. i hope those fish come back to haunt her....
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Friday 02 October
By Heidi Ann
What a bitch! Cold hearted, mean spirited, selfish bitch. He must have seen her for what she was and broke up with her. And she takes it out on a helpless animal. I would LOVE to stuff her in a frying pan. Bitch.
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