Just who is surprise Internet sensation Diana Campanella? She's hard to put into words.

If one were to look at her MySpace page and multiple YouTube channels, one could glean a few things. Diana Capanella lives in Scottsdale. Diana Campanella is a lover of the film "Apocalypto." Diana Campanella believes that extraterrestrials are her "brothers." But most importantly, Diana Campanella is a dancer.

We first discovered her on our brother site, Urlesque, and we're severely addicted to her YouTube channel. Under the handle ARTEMISBELL, the 55-year-old divorced painter has uploaded roughly a brazilian videos of her shaking her pentagenerian laffy taffy, to everything from The "Ghostbusters" theme to "White Wedding" to the Paula Abdul classic "Opposites Attract."

So what if he moves are less "Thriller" than "aunt at a wedding"? We think she's awesome, and she looks better in a bodice-front pleather dress with more aplomb than women half her age. Here's Diana doing Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy." You certainly are, Dirty D. Enjoy! (Thanks, Urlesque!)


...And here's her interpretation of "Beat It"...

...And stunning duet with MC Skat Kat.

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