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Kevin Pang may have America's greatest job. He's the Chicago Tribune's "Cheeseburger Bureau Chief," which basically entails running around with a camera crew, eating and reviewing bugers. We know what you're thinking: Is this a reason to believe in God, or not to? Since we aren't the Cheeseburger Bureau Chief, we're going with the latter.

So, we know the man wearing the burger suit in this fast-food homage to the "Perfect Strangers" theme is Kevin Pang, the Duncan to our Macbeth. But who is the mysterious man in the fry costume? Why is he wearing Umbros? All we know is that if we didn't want Kevin Pang dead, this would be our idea of the perfect threesome. Enjoy!