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Apparently we aren't the only ones who had wacky ideas about baby-makin' when we were kids.

We asked you guys what ridiculous sexual misconceptions you had in your younger years and got some pretty hilarious responses.

Here are some of our favorites!
Stretchy Skin Sex
"I [thought] that the the skin of the pubic area was really elastic so you could just ram it with your weiner and it would give... like if you were to stretch out a deflated balloon and poke it with your finger." -- basickly

Naked Spooning and Devouring Babies
"I remember, up until the age of 10, that sex was when two people were just naked in bed together, and that you got pregnant by eating a baby and it became yours after it came out of your 'stomach.'" -- Vittoria Lynn

Embarrassing Erections
"When I was in elementary school looking at Playboys and such, I thought there was something wrong w/ me for having erections and I thought it would be really embarrassing if I got one while having sex with a woman." -- emazur

Prayin' for Pregnancy
"I was raised in a very conservative Christian home where 'sex' was a four-letter word. Until I was a teenager I thought that intercourse was the way 'non-Christians' made babies but that if you were a Christian you would pray and, if God wanted you to have a baby, the woman would miraculously get pregnant. Sad, huh?" -- Keith

Incubating the Chicken Eggs
"I remember one day when I was very young we had eggs for breakfast, and my parents, for reasons known only to them, decided to tell me I had eggs inside me too. I figured they meant chicken eggs, as those were the only kind I knew about, and looked down at my torso, mystified at how they could all fit in there." -- awesometown

Conceiving Via Toilet Seat
"I thought that you got pregnant by sitting on the toilet after a boy. That's why they stood to pee so you wouldn't have a baby also this is why we had to hover in public." -- Jamy

Let's Get Chatty
"I used to think oral sex meant you talked about it. Imagine my surprise when I found out what it really meant as a college freshman!" -- CatD

Delivery Reptile-Style
"My mom told me I popped out of a rock in the mountains and rode a dragon all the way to our house." -- weister42