If you're thinking about coming out, and you want to do it with some drama, this is the clip roundup for you. Bryan Safi, Current TV's go-to gay, shares a hee-larious rundown of the best "coming out" moments on television, breaking them down by archetype.

Our favorites are the "Water Cooler WTF" (a la Kurt, the Euro gay on "Mad Men"'s declaration, "I make love to men") and the good ol' "Because I Love Wieners" excuse (the cringe-inducing brush-off Jack gave Joey on "Dawson's Creek"). Please enjoy, and thank your lucky stars you're living in the golden age of television closet-exiting. (Thanks, Current!)