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Well, apparently there's a reason it's "Under the Tuscan Sun," and not "Beneath a Bavarian Moon." According to an international poll, German men are the worst in bed in the world. The worst part is why -- they're too smelly. Although it wasn't made entirely clear if it was a specific part of them that was too smelly (please be the armpits and not the trouser zone), it's apparently foul enough to have them ranked the worst lovers in the world, closely followed by Englishmen, who are too lazy.
American men were ranked fifth for being "too rough." The best in the world (buy your plane tickets now) are Spain, Brazil, Italy and France. (Not to mention they all have free health care.) Sign us up, please.
The survey was carried out by OnePoll.com and took answers from 15,000 "well-traveled" women. It certainly sounds like they've been traveling well, unless they went to Greece, Holland, Sweden, Turkey, Russia, the entirety of the United Kingdom, America or Germany, that is.
The Worst Lovers, By Nationality:
10 .Russia
9. Turkey
8. Scotland
7. Wales
6. Greece
5. The United States
4. Holland
3. Sweden
2. England
1. GermanyThe Best Lovers, by Nationality:
10. Canada
9. Denmark
8. New Zealand
7. Australia
6. South Africa
5. Ireland
4. France
3. Italy 
2. Brazil
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Wednesday 30 September
By Teresa in VA
They are not saying that every american man is rough but that in general or that many american men are rough. I have been with some that are very good and some that are indeed rough. I would agree in general with the assessment. Italian men seem sensual but I think they are not loyal so I don't trust them and need to trust a man before I can be intimate with him. I like men I can trust myself. Doesn't matter where they come from as long as they are good and honest and decent.
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Friday 02 October
By Connie
It's true Italian men are very unfaithful and liers and they never want to get married and they love anal sex.
Wednesday 30 September
By Tramps
What a crock of shit! I suppose this list was compiled by the slutiest world traveling women?! If you have enough lovers under your belt to score them by nationality, keeping in mind the minimum you would need to establish a baseline score, I'm suprised that there is enough sensitivity in their vaginas to notice! I almost long for the morality imposed by fundamentalist religions when stuff like this gets to print. Sheesh!
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Wednesday 30 September
By Carole
. . . spoken like a true American man.
Wednesday 30 September
By Tom
What the heck does it matter if a country has free health care or not. It makes you a better lover?? Just another Liberal pushing the Obama agenda .
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Wednesday 30 September
By Donna_Does_Dallas.
American men are too rough in bed? And that is a bad thing? lol
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Wednesday 30 September
By equality100371
So who has the highest birth rate of all these countries? Oh yeah El States Unitos! We must be doing something right! Afterall, we have all the same abortion Nazis here as they do in Europe but we keep having babies. Hmmmm...
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Wednesday 30 September
By evoyageur
COOL...My ancestry is French, Italian and Spanish
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Wednesday 30 September
By xstartup00x
Well this was writtin by a JEW. Im suprised they didnt say the best men are in Israel then offer to take some of that billions of free money they receive from the United States tax payers and offer to buy some plane tickets for the woman to try it themselves.
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Tuesday 06 October
By kim
whatever country you are from, i hope you dont plan on having much sex, because the idea of someone as ignorant and downright stupid as yourself is pretty damn scary
Wednesday 30 September
By razor ball gag
What's wrong with rough sex? Personally I'd put that top on my list. To each their own I guess. >=)
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Wednesday 30 September
By HELLO CHRISTIE
Well, I have been with an Italian man and he was WOW WOW WOW!!! Also been with an Englishman and WOW WOW WOW yet again. Then a man from Ireland and well, he was really bad in bed. Spanish men, passionate but really lack in the ummmm. well how do I say this politely...in his "manhood"
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Wednesday 30 September
By brooks
what does the free heath care have to do with it? maybe with all the sleeping around the women need it !
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Wednesday 30 September
By Carole
Try to remember that if we get diseased, we get diseased from the man we slept with. It takes two, unless you have no sex and take care of it by yourself.
Wednesday 30 September
By Cap
not so sure i trust the opinion of "well traveled" women or their taste in lovers. plus it is not the best idea to generalize people in each country to such a degree. in many countries like the US there are men/women from all ethnic and cultural backgrounds from all over the world. people simply aren't all the same in bed like "polls" like this want you to believe.
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Wednesday 30 September
By evoyageur
Right on with that comment my friend!
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Wednesday 30 September
By ac
I have to agree, Im a 32 year old American woman. I was fortunate to live in London, England for seven years which is where I met my first love......totally sucked in bed now six years later and a french husband let's just say our lovemaking is never boring!!!
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Wednesday 30 September
By Barbara A.
This is the most racist poll ever!! All the men are white!!! Experienced women know that black Americans and Black Africans are generally much more sexy than white - no comparison. Yes, Italian and Spanish are usually pretty good, and English white and American white are the worst lovers in the world. But why no mention of Asian or Indian (from India) It's a great big world out there - these little racist provincial polls make me sick!
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Wednesday 30 September
By aw1455
Totally agree, very racist. Also, why do people like to categorize everything? Each country has good ones and bad.
Wednesday 30 September
By Hugh
Americans?!
Do you mean Euros that came to "America?" How about the men who were already here? Yes, us Native Americans.
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