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Well, apparently there's a reason it's "Under the Tuscan Sun," and not "Beneath a Bavarian Moon." According to an international poll, German men are the worst in bed in the world. The worst part is why -- they're too smelly. Although it wasn't made entirely clear if it was a specific part of them that was too smelly (please be the armpits and not the trouser zone), it's apparently foul enough to have them ranked the worst lovers in the world, closely followed by Englishmen, who are too lazy.
American men were ranked fifth for being "too rough." The best in the world (buy your plane tickets now) are Spain, Brazil, Italy and France. (Not to mention they all have free health care.) Sign us up, please.
The survey was carried out by OnePoll.com and took answers from 15,000 "well-traveled" women. It certainly sounds like they've been traveling well, unless they went to Greece, Holland, Sweden, Turkey, Russia, the entirety of the United Kingdom, America or Germany, that is.
The Worst Lovers, By Nationality:
10 .Russia
9. Turkey
8. Scotland
7. Wales
6. Greece
5. The United States
4. Holland
3. Sweden
2. England
1. GermanyThe Best Lovers, by Nationality:
10. Canada
9. Denmark
8. New Zealand
7. Australia
6. South Africa
5. Ireland
4. France
3. Italy 
2. Brazil
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Wednesday 30 September
By lestes3835
for the love of christ, can people stop f#&@!ing using the word "literally" who don't understand what it actually means? if this article was about German men having a BAD ODOR, then it would make sense to say they "literally stink." since that is NOT what the article is about, you are using it incorrectly, and I just think it's stupid. I come always to Lemondrop in the hopes that writers will be smarter here. Maybe it's just PMS making me bother to comment, but secretly when people do this, it pisses me off like leaving two sheets on the toilet paper roll so as not to have to change it. It makes my heart hurt.
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Wednesday 30 September
By LRomeo
They are talking about them smelling... literally.
Wednesday 30 September
By tim72184
Well my friend, perhaps your next crusade can be against those who do not read carefully enough.
The outset of the article very explicitly says that German men do in fact smell the worst.
So they do, quite literally, stink.
Wednesday 30 September
By Silent Josh
Actually, if you read the article, the Germans scored last on the list because they do literally "stink." So I don't see anything incorrect about the usage of the word.
Wednesday 30 September
By John
the first sentence of the second paragraph explicitly states that part of the reason why they are the "world's worst" is that they do, in fact, have an odor. please refrain from being so arrogant and judgmental unless you actually know what you're talking about.
Saturday 03 October
By anatomic
"The worst part is why -- they're too smelly. "
Wednesday 30 September
By itacksforsnacksi
Wow. Actually, the use of 'literally' was correct here. And I quote:
"According to an international poll, German men are the worst in bed in the world.
The worst part is why -- they're too smelly. Although it wasn't made entirely clear if it was a specific part of them that was too smelly (please be the armpits and not the trouser zone), it's apparently foul enough to have them ranked the worst lovers in the world, closely followed by Englishmen, who are too lazy."
So yes, German men are bad in bed because they LITERALLY stink.
Wednesday 30 September
By Wilma Allen
For Gods Sake do me & millions of other people a favor & STAY OFF THE INTERNET the next time you're having PMS ok?
Wednesday 30 September
By dverzic
You're wrong. I'm an English teacher. "literally" is used properly in this instance.
Wednesday 30 September
By Simzee
You must FLUCKING love SMELLY men. EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Wednesday 30 September
By Britt
Did you read the article? The reason they stink in bed is because they STINK, LITERALLY. The author was using it perfectly, and if you bothered to read it you would know that.
Wednesday 30 September
By junelee0319
And maybe it hurts my heart with the phrase " for the love of Christ " at least I capitalized it you airhead
Wednesday 30 September
By Simzee
You like to fluck smelly men. EEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Wednesday 30 September
By Simzee
Lemondrop.....here's another one that does NOT send e mail confirmation. There's a word for that.
Wednesday 30 September
By Simzee
Lets see.....where's the other two e mail confirms? Four e mail comments.....only ONE e mail back. How many days do I wait for the others?
Wednesday 30 September
By Simzee
You Must LOVE doing SMELLY men. EEEWWWWWW
Wednesday 30 September
By Simzee
You must love SMELLY men. EWWWW
Wednesday 30 September
By Simzee
Watch out Perhaps Lemon Drop discriminates.
Wednesday 30 September
By John
They take literary license. The article did say that the men actually stink, and it sort of fits into the story in an interesting, albeit not gramatically perfect manner. If you want perfect grammar and mechanics, and scientifically correct information, this is NOT the place to visit. Get over yourself.
Thursday 01 October
By Mr McGriddlecakes
I like how every picture is of a white guy. Even the one from South Africa. What a stupid fucking list.