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Carla dated her last boyfriend for eight months. "My family loved him and he asked my parents for my hand in marriage."

All was well, and then "three weeks before the wedding, he told me we had to break up. He refused to tell me why, and I was devastated. I found out a month later that he was wanted in multiple states for first-degree murder. Neither my family nor I had any idea. He had been living an alternate life for years, and finally he didn't want to hide anymore. It was like a made-for-TV movie.

"Needless to say, as upset as I was, I am happy that he broke up with me before he married me and we had kids together or something."

Ah, the old, "It's not you, it's that I'm wanted in many states for murder and have a double life I need to get back to" excuse.

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