How did we miss this '80s After School Special? It was called "Ace Hits the Big Time," and its accompanying music video is so bad it's good. F'real. Denim-studded vests. Striped suspenders. Finger-snapping à la the "West Side Story" Jets. Need we say more?

Indeed we do (to fill the rest of this post). So we will leave you with this bet, friends: If you're not humming, "It's a celebration ... It's a CELEBRAAATION!" for the good part of your day, we will personally mousse the hell out of our hair and spazz it out like the brunette in the video. OK, not really. Just watch the video.