This instructional anti-drug PSA takes us back to the elementary school days of McGruff the Crime Dog and after-school specials featuring Helen Hunt flippin' out on crank. This video is a prime example of why "Intervention" exists: Anti-drug PSAs are hilarious.

Sending the message that we will no longer be nerds if we try drugs will only peak our interest in smoking crack. Oh, making us think that the biggest downside to jail is no pizza? Not terribly convincing, producers! Enjoy if you D.A.R.E! (Thanks, Everything Is Terrible!)