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Paps Smear
A pack of paparazzi are claiming that Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's bodyguards fired shots that blew out the back window of their SUV. Unfortunately for the couple, their cameras remain intact. (via E Online)

Family Affair
"One Day at a Time" star Mackenzie Phillips says that she slept with her own father -- "The Mamas and the Papas" singer John Phillips. She claims that after a night of heavy drug use she awoke from a blackout to find her father having sex with her. (via Popeater)
AleKate Caught Canoodling
Kate Bosworth and "True Blood" hot-tay Alexander Skarsgard were seen holding hands at a Britney Spears concert in Louisiana. (via Just Jared)
D-Bag of the Day: Scott Storch
Lame producer Scott Storch is claiming that the only reason he produced Brooke Hogan's new CD is that he was pressured by her father Hulk Hogan. OK, Scott. So what's your excuse for Paris Hilton's album? (via Perez Hilton)
"Housewife"'s Stripper Past
Kim Zolciak of "The Real Housewives of Atlanta" fame spent three months as a stripper at a popular Atlanta gentleman's club. Her agility comes in handy when she's bending over backwards to get press. (via The Hollywood Gossip)
Motormouth: Mariah Carey
"My thing about right now is that I have to put this album out and the movie, 'Precious' ... There is a little bit of a better time than when you're promoting a movie, album and a fragrance." -- Mariah Carey on whether or not there will be little Mimis running around soon. (via Wonderwall)
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