Nothing makes me head for the hills faster than a cologne-soaked male. The overabundance of any male grooming product instantly signifies that a d-bag is near. It tells me "grab your asthma inhaler and head for the hills!"

Yes, body odor and bad breath are at the top of the list of turn-offs, but there is something more disturbing about an individual who chooses to marinate himself. You have to wonder if they're hiding an even fouler odor, or if severe brain trauma has simply stolen his sense of smell. Both are worrisome and suspect.

As a female who is admittedly comfortable with my males being slightly more au natural, I do enjoy catching a modest whiff of cologne when within close range; even the simple smell of clean skin or shaving gel gets me excited.

This is why I'm glad to see that the folks at AXE (possibly the chosen product of said offenders) are embarking on a campaign to teach males how to apply just enough product to smell good, while sparing the public's nostrils.

Click here to see the AXE Method.

They have a patented technique coined "The Double Pits to Chesty" which basically means spray each pit and just a quick once-over across your chest. I congratulate AXE for stepping up the educational factor, and guys, you should pay attention. Although I can't agree with their claim that the product draws women like a moth to flame, at least we won't be running out of the room for fresh air anymore.

Adorable world-class skateboarder Ryan Sheckler (who I witnessed seriously mess up his ankle at the X Games) demonstrates the move: