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N.J.'s Stench Starts Catfight
Jennifer Aniston's stinky comments about New Jersey on "Chelsea Lately" have one of the state's most famous "Housewives," Danielle Staub, seeing red. When Aniston asked, "What is with that smell?" Staub responded by inviting her to tour N.J.'s non-smelly neighborhoods before she passes judgment. (via Wonderwall)

Zooey Gets Married
Zooey Deschanel and "Death Cab for Cutie" frontman Ben Gibbard wed in Seattle over the weekend. (via OMG)
D-Bag of the Day: David Hasselhoff
Washed-up "Baywatch" star David Hasselhoff was taken the hospital Sunday night after his 17-year-old daughter called her mother to say that he was extremely drunk. (via TMZ)
Emmy Deja Vu
Tina Fey's "30 Rock" and AMC's "Mad Men" were the big winners at last night's Emmy Awards -- for the second year in a row. Other repeat winners included Glenn Close for "Damages" and Bryan Cranston for "Breaking Bad." (via E Online)
Party Monster
Drew Barrymore's hard-partying ways caused the star to miss the press junket for her new film "Whip It." The official explanation was that she "lost her voice." We bet she found it down a bottle of Henny. (via Perez Hilton)
Motormouth: Yoko Ono
"I think that the world was not fair to her, and they're just using her and not dignifying her. I think she's a survivor and she's doing well." -- Yoko Ono on the return of Britney Spears. (via In Case You Didn't Know)
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