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Here's a quick test to see if you'd make a good burglar. Would you stop to check your Facebook page while mid-break-in? Congratulations! You should not be robbing houses.Jonathan G. Parker, a 19-year-old man from Fort Loudon, Penn., was having such a chill time stealing jewelry from a private home that he decided to check his Facebook and forgot to log out. Worse than that? He didn't even bother to even close the window. After a friend of the victim recognized Parker and told police where he was staying, they paid him a little visit. The man who'd been putting Parker up admitted to cops that his houseguest had mentioned robbing the victim a few nights before. Burrrrrned.
We sincerely hope that he also took the time to change his status to "Robbing some lady, BRB" then take a quiz to see how well he knows his high school friend, Greg.
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Sunday 20 September
By peachypeach
OMG THAT IS THE FUNNIEST THING AOL HAS EVER PUT UP. THANKS I NEEDED THAT TODAY :)
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Sunday 20 September
By Katie
Jeanie, I am sorry to hear you didn't get your stuff back. But count your blessings that you and your family are okay and didn't come home while he was in there stealing your stuff (AND your internet!)... I can't help but think this is the most hilarious thing I have heard about facebook. Looks like that fatass needs to get up off the computer and onto a tredmill. Enjoy your time in jail, punk.
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Sunday 20 September
By Jose Felix Olvera
To Katie: The electronic era and communication systems we have today is great, we need to take advantage on this priviledges. Its good to be known through the internet. But we need to have good ethics and morals. I have a family as well as you, and some times I wonder about how many of us make a good use of computers when we get into the internet. I feel like the half the world is knowing you. But!! you see some many "dumbutts" like the one with the black mask on the top.
Sunday 20 September
By Natalie
im glad he was caught.
if only all theifs were idoits.
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Tuesday 22 September
By EmmayElle
I wish all criminals were this dumb. It would make them a lot easier to catch.
Seriously though, if you're that addicted to Facebook you should probably get some help. Facebook Abusers Anonymous has a nice ring to it, eh?
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Saturday 26 September
By tq
what a dumbass!
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Saturday 05 December
By Jeanie
Well world, here's an update on the infamous Facebook Thief that burglarized my home back in August.
Jon Parker has been in and out of jail several times. I have been to court three times with a Continued Action granted everytime. I feel like I am being punished by the legal system and the thief instead of being helped.
The Assistant DA told me that when restitution is requested, the thieves generally do not pay it back. Why not? Is it so normal for thieves to get off so easily?
I still don't have my belongings back and I've seen this jerk wandering the halls at the mall. Is he waiting for his next victim to come along and follow them home so he can have fun on their computer?
I truly hope next month's court appearance will bring some kind of punishment for this idiot. The DA actually asked me what I would like to see happen to this little thief. DUH! I certainly do not think he deserves to be allowed out to be partying and relaxing with his buds. I want justice to be done, not just for me, but for all of Jonathan Parker's victims and any victim of any crime.
What does the public think?
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