If you're the type of person who breathlessly follows your horoscope – and we most definitely are – then you might have noticed that the planet Mercury is in retrograde right now, sending astrology followers into a veritable star-crossed tizzy.

What does it mean that Mercury is in retrograde? The backwards motion of the planet -- which happens about four times a year -- is characterized by a general sense of poor communication, stress and general crappiness. And today, September 17, is supposed to be the worst of the worst for the retrograde-challenged.

We wanted to get the Mercury story from someone who truly knew the deal, so we called up Gary Goldschneider, author of "Everyday Astrology."

Lemondrop: So what exactly is "Mercury in retrograde"?
Gary: When we look in the sky we see the planets moving in their apparent motion. When we say that Mercury is moving in retrograde, it seems to be moving backwards from our point of view. Most of the time it appears to be moving forwards.

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But I want to emphasize, the planets are not just planets -- they are really symbols. Pluto symbolizes death. Uranus is the breaker. It's what they represent in us. We're really talking about types of people.

L: What's "Mercury in retrograde" all about? Why is it such a big deal right now?
G: Actually it's no big event that Mercury is going in retrograde. That happens about four times a year. People always say, "I can't communicate," but in fact retrograde can be a good thing because your mind is more logical and you can't get into your feeling zone. I don't think of Mercury in retrograde as a catastrophe.


L: So what are we up against right now?
G: It's compounded by Saturn and Uranus. They're the heavy planets and they're in opposite positions. Saturn is in Virgo and Uranus is in Pisces. Saturn is at the planet of responsibility and it's being upset by Uranus. It means we can't depend on anything. Add Mercury in retrograde on top of that, and it's a bad week for everybody. There's m
assive interference and disturbance. Plus, there's something else going on.

L: Uh oh.

G: You've heard Mayan end of the world? They say it's happening in 2012. Pluto is passing over the Sagittarius-Capricorn cusp and hanging over there for a long time. It's almost like a truck backing over you. I think it's going to happen not in 2012, but rather in 2010. From 2009 until 2011, when Pluto finally passes this. Right now we live in dark times, but they will continue so everybody will need to become more aware of their environment. Don't throw away everything -- including your money. Enjoy your life.

Thursday is not a disaster day. It's the times that we're in that are casting a shadow.

L: So who is most affected by the current planetary configuration?
G: Generally speaking, the water signs get it the worst -- Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces and Virgo – that is where Saturn and Uranus are getting it the worst. And Cancer, because Mars is in Cancer.

L: How should we respond to the current planetary scenario?
G: Like everything else in life, we have to wait. We can't fight these huge forces. Not making any sudden moves. Not making any desperate moves. Learn lessons. Mercury in retrograde and heavy planet configurations and heavy planets are learning times. These are things you cannot get around.

We have to come through this difficult Khyber Pass situation. I prefer we go through as a collective. Let's go through helping each other.

Gary Goldschneider is the author of "Everyday Astrology" and runs the website My Personology.