It's not easy being in a long-distance relationship, especially if your significant other is serving overseas in the armed forces. But one soldier's girlfriend and family have come up with a novel temporary solution: a cardboard cutout of him that she takes along nearly everywhere.Staff Sgt. Patrick Thomas is a pararescueman in the Air Force. It's a dangerous and elite job that requires him to jump out of airplanes and go on solo rescue missions in territory where he is infrequently welcome.
Needless to say, his girlfriend, Anne, and his family both miss and worry about him terribly. His mom sends him so many care packages that she's on a first-name basis at the post office, but his sister came up with a much more creative idea while texting Patrick's girlfriend one night.
The two had become very close, communicating frequently about how much they missed Patrick. His sister jokingly suggested that Anne carry a life-size cardboard cutout of him with her everywhere. Instantly the two realized it was a brilliant idea and began making plans to take pictures of Patrick in wacky situations so he could see himself at home with his girlfriend and his family. Their name for the caper? "Operation Perk Up Patrick."
Anne has taken Patrick with her to the beach; he greeted her when she arrived at the airport, where they were met with suspicious glances until people found out what was happening; they've gone to the forest; and he's been groped by old ladies. He even met cardboard cutout President Obama, which is quite an honor for a cardboard cutout. She's going to all his favorite vacation spots, taking pictures, then sending them to him a few at a time, and he loves it.
The best part of all? "He doesn't talk back, he doesn't argue," says Anne. With a boyfriend like that it might be hard to go back to the real thing when he gets home.
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Wednesday 16 September
By Jess
omg!!! my boyfriend is in Iraq and his best friend got married a few months ago and for their wedding they had a cut out of him!!( he was suppose to be the best man) They let me take it home and now I have my honey too! :) God bless our troops!
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Wednesday 16 September
By Amanda
i wonder what else she does with that cutout...
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Wednesday 16 September
By Ralph
LOL! = P possibilities are endless....
Wednesday 16 September
By Nicole
Me too o_O........
Thursday 17 September
By Kitty
Amanda why don't you email her and ask her since you seem to be so interested.
Thursday 17 September
By Sara
lmao! giggidy giggidy
Thursday 17 September
By amanda
thats really sweet
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Wednesday 16 September
By nate
this is weird... i dont find this sweet...
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Wednesday 16 September
By M.
When my husband was deployed, we did something similar with his upper body, called a Flat Daddy. It was for my son, who was 7 at the time. It was going to be a long 18 months. It was comforting to my children to have "Dad" with us. Flat Daddy went to school plays and holiday dinners...He even went to church with us and "slept" at the head of my son's bed. My mother also created a Daddy Doll using a full shot of my husband. The doll was about 12 inches and my son took him EVERYWHERE. Again, it was comforting to have Dad with us during a time in our lives when he couldn't be there. Daddy loved hearing about all the places he'd been!
Wednesday 16 September
By Cassie
I KNOW!i'm like..uhhhhh..theres something very wrong with this.in all honesty....i think she's just doing it for the attention.
Thursday 17 September
By Mitzi
I agree, Nate. This is weird. My fiance was in Iraq for 7 months and I had a picture of him on my IPOD and my computer desktop, but that's it. I find it disturbing that people would want a life-sized cut out of their beloved.
Thursday 17 September
By Lynn
I'm with you. It is weird. How can a cutout make you feel any better? I think it's just a ploy for attention. JMO
Wednesday 16 September
By Danielle
Amanda did you even read the story??? You are so disrespectful & have major ignorance !
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Wednesday 16 September
By dani
amanda did you even read the story of why she does it? Or are you gonna spew more ignorance & be disrespectful?
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Thursday 17 September
By Yanksansky
I think it's awesome. What a cute way to pay tribute to her brave soldier beau. I love how she takes photos and sends them to him overseas too. cool
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Wednesday 16 September
By Katrina
I think it is great, I should have thought of that with my long distant relationship...And he looks good too. I say, hey if it helps then go for it!
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Wednesday 16 September
By Jenna
ahahaa, that's cuteee ! (:
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Wednesday 16 September
By manilla gorilla
wow I really dont want to know what else she does with that cutout :S
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Wednesday 16 September
By D
amanda sick,. sick, sick ! You have no respect !
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Wednesday 16 September
By Brenda
It's kinda like FLAT STANLEY that kids do for a class project!
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